Thursday, 15 September 2011

Me and me comics...

Got into a little discussion about comics on Twitter earlier today. And when I say comics, I mean 'proper' comics. I've never really gone in for those American super-hero type comic books, or the big graphic novels, to be honest. I've always preferred the traditional, British stuff.
Now, when I was growing up in the 80's, I got The Dandy and The Beano every week, and most of the other stuff coming out of the DC Thomson and IPC/Fleetway stables. I was a member of the Dennis The Menace and Desperate Dan fan clubs (and Gnasher's Fang Club, of course). And my over-riding memory of my childhood would probably be the summer that Gnasher went missing.
I haven't bought comics for years now. I toyed with 2000AD for a short time in 1995 - I'd left school, and was studying Art A Level at College, and thought I ought to 'grow up' a bit. I had young siblings (born in 1990,1992 and 1995), and my Mum and Dad still bought them The Dandy and The Beano every week for a few years yet, but once I hit 16, I didn't bother so much. And I regret that *so* much now.
I started buying The Dandy again when it relaunched in October 2010. I admit, I was alarmed at the new looks for classic characters, but I'd seen 'Dandy Xtreme' on the shelves, and been a little alarmed - The new look of Cuddles and Dimples, for example, just wasn't to my taste (although I think Nigel Parkinson is a great artist) - I hankered for those heady days of the mid-late 80s. It's like Doctor Who: the Doctor you grow up with is '*your* Doctor'. Well, the mid-late eighties was '*my** era of comics.
But The Dandy relaunch caught my eye. It was a return to silly strips and memerable characters. I understand that sales have fallen recently, and some of the artists (who, I'm pleased to say, I've become quite friendly with via Twitter and Facebook) have had their say on their blogs - there really are some awful people out there, raging war against individual artists and slagging off The Dandy...
Anyway, the relaunch also made me want some of my old comics back. Sadly, my younger brothers and sister had long since scribbled on and destroyed the comics I used to have in my own collection 15-20 years ago. God knows what happened to all the Oink! Comics I adored (though I'm pleased to say I have both sides of the flexi-disc on my MP3 Player). I'd love to find some of them at the second hand market I frequent, picking up bundles of my childhood favourites, half a dozen or so comics for just a pound at a time (all of the Nuttys below were in one bundle. A quid for ten Nuttys!). I've bought a few on eBay as well, but that costs a fortune.
I've now managed to pick up about 60 old comics - 1970s-1990s - which may not sound many, but when I only manage to get some every two or three months, it's quite an acheivement.
Anyway, because I'm a boring bastard, here's a list of what I've got at present...

(Presented as: Comic title; Issue number; Issue date)
LATEST UPDATE: 15/6/12 - total of 98 'old' comics
UPDATED UPDATE: 17/6/12! While adding my new additions from this week to 'The Pile', I noticed a few comics from the last trip to Chesterfield that hadn't been updated to the list, which gives me a total of 109 'old comics!
ANOTHER UPDATE: 27/6/12 -  I'm updating this list every week now as I get the new Dandys and Beanos, but I figured that it was worth noting that my brilliant little sister surprised me with four issues of Oink! that she'd bought for me on eBay. I adored Oink! as a kid, so having some of those is pretty special. So that's 113 old 'uns. As I haven't bought today's issues yet, that's exactly half of my collection...
YET ANOTHER UPDATE: 23/8/12 - The sad news broke on the 16th August 2012 that The Dandy will be ending it's printed run at the end of the year. The final issue will be released on the comic's 75th Anniversary, 4th December 2012, and will include a facsimile of issue one from 1937. Such a shame, as, in my humble opinion, The Dandy is in the best form it's been in for years. There are plans for it to continue in some form online at www.Dandy.com.
Meanwhile, I managed to get hold of some great Fleetway classics from Chesterfield Market recently - some 1970s Whizzer and Chips...es (plural?), and whilst investigating some old bags in cupboards, I found some Dandys and a Beano, all from 2003. With the addition of this week's issues, I now have over 250 comics.
SEPTEMBER UPDATE: 1/9/12 (NB: from now on, all 'update' posts, including this one, will be posted on my new Wordpress Blog. I'll carry on updating the list below, but the long, wordy bits like this, will be found there. This September update can be found at  http://bromley001.wordpress.com/2012/09/01/my-semi-regular-comics-blog/) - On Thursday, my Dad and sister went to Chesterfield Market and promised to get me some more comics. I was fearing that, with the print run of The Dandy nearing it's end, prices may go up. And while they hadn't gone up, they had gone. No Dandys available at all, and certainly none of the 80s comics I'd requested (I always ask them to keep a look out for some Beanos from the Summer Gnasher disappeared). So, I was brought a dozen or so Beanos from the early noughties, plus some annuals from the early eighties. Meanwhile...THE PARENT TRAP: Also, three or four weeks ago, The Beano had a slight redesign. Gone were the recent 'retro-esque' covers of recent months, to be replaced with a bright, almost fluorescent, cover with a BeanoMax feel to it. The last couple of weeks also featured no issue number on the cover, something I'm glad to see has been resolved with this week's issue. However, I've noticed that they've started 'youthing' the character's parents. It started with Roger The Dodger's parents a few weeks ago. His mum was younger, different, certainly, but it was his Dad which was a fairly drastic makeover job. Gone was the moustache and the grey hair, and Roger's younger looking Dad had the same Roger-y hairstyle, but it was black, and he was clean-shaven. However, I thought it could be reasonably explained away by him simply having a shave, and buying a bottle of Just For Men.But a couple of weeks ago, Gok Wan popped up in Dennis's strip, and took away Dennis's Mum and Dad. They reappeared last week with drastic new looks.These changes were one of the subjects in a questionnaire in the issue, which I thought was a good idea with regard to letting The Beano gage how much their young readers are actually bothered about the strip characters' parents. But then, this week, Minnie The Minx's Dad, who last week had been as thread-bare up top as ever, is suddenly younger and has a full head of ginger hair! Now, I realise, given the way I've moaned about people complaining that The Dandy's changed too much, hence it's closure, that I could come across as something of a hypocrite. But all these changes in less than a month just seems a bit much to me. I'm still hoping for a big end-of-year strip, where it turns out all the kids have had their minds altered while aliens have kidnapped their real parents... If that doesn't happen, I can deal with it, but if I turn to The Bash Street Kids next week, and Teacher's suddenly 20 years younger, I'm not going to be happy...


The full list can now be found on The Brog, where it's regularly - and more easily - updated...

Monday, 11 July 2011

The League of Gentlemen: "Big Woman" (Radio Version)

The other day, I was listening to the 'Big Woman' sketch, as it appeared on The League of Gentlemen's 'Live at Drury Lane' show.
Being particularly tickled by this sketch, I was looking for a transcript online, but couldn't find one anywhere. However, I remembered that a (less sweary) version also appeared in episode one of The League's Radio series, 'On The Town With The League of Gentlemen', which was broadcast in late 1997. It unfolded over three short parts over the course of the episode.
So, I dug out the tape, and set to work with a pen and a piece of paper...

"Big Woman" (Radio Version)

(Phone rings. Click.)

"This is Spent 4726, please leave a message after the tone. Thank you."

(Beep.)

Hello, my darling, it's me. I'm just calling you to thank you for the wonderful flowers, my darling. You've made a sick man very happy. You're a big woman, but you're a good woman. You've got generosity of spirit and a heart of gold. Gizza call, love, thanks love, bye.

(Beep.)

Hello, love, it's me again. It's the same day, thursday, later on. I'm home now, my darling, so you can ring me at home. Thank you again for the flowers my darling, you're a good 'un. You're a really good kid. Cheers love. Bye bye, love. Bye.

(Beep.)

Hello darling, it's me again. Bloody hell, you're never bloody there love! Anyway, my love, I'm at home now, it's late. I'll probably be in bed by the time you ring, so, but, you know, kid, thanks. You're a bloody good kid. I love you. You've got a big heart and you're good. You're a really good one. You're good. You're big - She's big but she's good! You're a big woman! Ring me love! Bye, love, bye!

(End of first part.)

(Phone rings. Click.)

(Beep.)

Bloody hell, my darling, where are you? It's friday - are you dead? I thought I was the one who was nearly dead! Well, you're not there, lover, are you? Are you?! Thanks for the flowers and that, but, God, ring us, eh? I don't... Yeah, you're big, and you're good and you're a woman, but you're not in, are you? Are you?! Gizza ring, love. I'm in, I'm always in. Bye, good 'un. She's big, but she's not in. But she's good. Bye!

(Beep.)

Oh, come off it, it's Saturday, my darling. Where are you? Where've you gone? Are you there? Come on, woman, pick up the phone, kid. Pick up the bloody phone, ring us one day, will you? Mind you, you're good. You've got the spirit and the heart and the body of a woman, a big woman at that. I love you! You never ring me, but I love you. Great, love, you're good. By, you're good! Bye, good! Goodbye.

(Beep.)

(End of second part.)

(Phone rings. Click.)

(Beep.)

OH, FOR PITY'S SAKE, IT'S GONE BEYOND A JOKE, THIS! I'm sick of hearing that message of yours! Where are you, then? I thought you were good, I had you down as a good 'un, but you're not good, you're bad. You're a woman and you're big, but you're bad. You woman, I thought you were good, I'm not even sure you're a woman now, are you? Are you even big? I just don't know anymore, kid. Man, Woman, Big - you were once, sure, now, who knows? I don't. I hate you. You've got nothing, you were nothing, you are nothing, get lost. You're not big, you're not little...sod you. Bye, love. Bye, love. Goodbye. Goodbye, goodbye. Be good. Goodbye. Love. Ta-ta.

(Beep.)

Hello, my darling, it's Sunday. Thank you for your call, love. It was wonderful. You're a bloody good 'un. You're one of the best. Thanks for your thoughts, thank you for you, my darling, you're one of the good guys. But you're not a guy. You're a woman. I know that now, you proved it. How could I have doubted it? Oh, and she's big! She's a big one! A big woman, and she's a good 'un! Thank you my love! Thank you, bye, love. Bye.
Oh, gizza ring tonight, love. I'll be in.

(Beep.)

END.

Written and performed by The League of Gentlemen (Jeremy Dyson, Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith). Copyright BBC 1997.

Sunday, 8 May 2011

Blowing away the cobwebs...

Blimey, it's been a while since I was here, isn't it?

Looking back to my posting last April...I can't believe I didn't post about the Daleks! I met the Daleks here in Sheffield last year, and didn't even mention it. I probably Tweeted about it, though.

I shall return soon(maybe), and post something semi-regularly. I'm intending to write a short piece on Doctor Who/Red Dwarf connections (Cast, crew, characters etc), so when I do, I'll post it here.

Ciao for now, though...

Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Saturday, 5 June 2010

Long time, no see...

It's been a while, I know, but sometimes I just can't be arsed.

This, remarkably, isn't a Who related post at all. I recorded Pulse last night, and have watched it tonight. Man. That's some crazy fucked up shit right there. Cracking viewing, proper edge of your seat drama. Looking forward to a full series.

Felt a bit down tonight, and in a strange frame of mind. Really wanted to go out, have a drink, meet someone, and fall in love. Now, wouldn't that be nice?

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

Well, the last couple of days have been eventful. New Who was fantastic! I have watched it once a day since Saturday - quite restrained, if I'm honest.

Not had much access to the web - kids off for easter - so not had chance to post, but I've enjoyed myself. Went to town yesterday, hoping to get myself a new Sonic Screwdriver, but Forbidden planet Sheffield hasn't got them yet. Got myself a £2.99 Time Squad figure of the Tenth Doctor instead, then Patrick Troughton's 'The Seeds of Death' from HMV for a tenner.

My little brother Tom's 20th birthday today. Twenty! I feel so old!

Anyway, that's me done for a bit, see you when I see you.

Saturday, 3 April 2010

New Who

It's on tonight. (1 hour and 11 minutes exactly, actually)

What more do you need?

Doctor Who: The Eleventh Hour. BBC1/BBC HD, 6.20pm.

My God, I'm going to enjoy it. :D

Thursday, 1 April 2010

Just another vid...

Kids off for Easter, giving me less access to the interweb, so I'll just throw this video your way, from when the tour hit Scotland a couple of days ago.

Ciao for now.

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

More vids...

An assortment of vids from the Beeb from the past couple of days - one from Newsround, and a couple covering the start of the tour from local news programmes in Northern Ireland.

New Who Vids.

You may have noticed (I say you, is there anyone else actually reading this rubbish? Please say hi if you are.) that the other day, I was on about the BBC's Doctor Who site Video Explorer.

It's been added to a couple of times now - yesterday we got an interview with Producer Nikki Wilson, and today we've got a few words from Adam Smith, the Director.

Over at the site, there's also a diary of the tour, which is worth looking at.


Go on.